Who is Lucky Mouse?

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, a very distant forgotten branch of the Disney clan decided to sponge off Walt's surprising, successful, mouse-tastic masterpiece.  Here is what came out of that bright idea:

Lucky Mouse!

So what makes Lucky Mouse so different from his other very well-known, big-eared relative?  Well, Lucky Mouse, as my friend so eloquently puts it, KICKS ASS! 

I mean seriously, with a mug like that, I dare anyone to disagree!  He looks mean enough, right?  Well, what do you expect from a manufacturer that's named:

Oh man!  I'm gonna have nightmares after writing this entry!

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Story indicated in this entry is purely fictional.  The toy, unfortunately isn't.  Grab yours now at the low, low price of Php329.75!  Available at the toy store behind National Bookstore, Harisson Plaza Manila branch.

Special thanks to Dan Garcia for the pictures and the idea.  =)